it's been two weeks na ata since i last posted. nakakatawa. nakalimutan ko nanaman yung username and password. guess im getting old. hahaha!!! so much happened to me these past 2 weeks. i was planning to write everything here. but you see.. wala. kasi tinamad ako :p what's new. and i forgot some of them already.

naalala ko lang last week is that i saw old people dancing. and they danced as if no one was watching. they were quite old and didn't really move that good. but that sight, for me, was amusing. tae. amusing? that made it seem funny. ndi ko kasi ma-explain. i tried telling that story to my classmates. and just as i thought. they laughed. anong nakakatawa dun? naisip ko tuloy. what's cool in not dancing? do we not dance coz we think its corny? or do we not coz we don't know how and wouldn't want anyone to know and laugh at us. while i was watching, gumigilid na luha sa mata ko. i was just sitting there watching them bust their moves. i wish i could give them my youth. ma-enjoy man lang nila yung pagsasayaw nila. but come to think of it. they had their time. pero tayo mahaba pa. its up to us how we spent it. ndi siguro maganda na 3/4 ng buhay ko nakaupo ako at nagyoyosi.

Sa nayon ko (tama ba?)

-created by Bj

Sa nayon ko, puro lalaki. madaming prostitute. sa murang halaga na 500, pde na. mapag-iipunan ng tricycle driver o kung sino man. ang paborito nila sa babae.. yung crispy fried. una, itatali muna sa puno yung babae. syyempre nakabuka yung legs. sa ilalalim. magsisimula ng apoy. tapos lalagyan ng kahit anong cooking oil yung (i can't say it. medical term nalang. sorry if you can't understand) pudendum. tapos yun na. magiging crispy fried na. kukurot yung lalaki sa balat. may onting dugo pa. yan ang mga tao sa nayon ko.

**sorry mejo kadiri yung kwento. nadiri rin naman ako. but it's just a short story. ( i hope) yung gumawa niyan, malapit nang sumulat ng komiks sa mga bareta. yehey. penge pera.